#1- Basically, you REALLY want a dog. Like, you think about it at least five times a day. But you don’t have one.
#2- You spend a good amount of time every single day looking at cute pictures of dogs.
#3- And you’re instantly attracted to someone if they have a dog.
#4- You care about dogs more than you care about most humans.
#5- And when you see a dog in public, people better get out of your way, because you’re coming for it.
#6- Your happiness is pretty much dependent on how long it’s been since you’ve seen a dog.
#7- You’ve spent way too much time looking at dog clothes.
#8- You visit your friends with a dog just to hang out with the dog.
#9- You frequent animal shelters and pet stores just to hang out with dogs for a bit.
#10- You’ve legitimately thought about stealing your neighbor’s dogs.
#11- You’ve rarely ever been around a dog without taking a million pictures of it and with it.
#12- And if you’ve ever looked for a roommate, the only thing you’re really looking for is whether or not they have a dog.
#13- And reading this whole post just made you want a dog so much more.