I think it is such a shame that we cannot figure out most of the time what our pets think. They see too much during the day, hear too much, and can’t say an opinion of theirs about the actual situation in your house. Well some smart people thought of improvising what would your dog say, if they could sent text messages. Some of these texts are just HILARIOUS!
1- Now how could you blame your poor creature for doing things accidentally, while you do with them whatever you please! 
2- If your dog wants to send you a message you, then you should listen to what he has to say. Wouldn’t you be interested to learn about their busy day at home?
3- Just be careful when you text your dog. They are not aware of auto-correct, and if you say something to them, then they will just take it literally! Uppppsss human, wayy to late for you to correct your grammar! 
4- If your dog wants to go in a car ride downtown with his dude to bark at the pigeons, you will just have to approve their decision! 
5- Do you wanna bet with your dogs that they are faster than you, I think you really shouldn’t! 
6- Getting fat is not a problem for your dog. So when they ask you to give them more food, then you should give them more food. 
7- This is the reason they want to eat your mail. They will judge if it is important or not! 
8- Don’t judge them when they don’t get your jokes. It is not that they are dumb, they just think differently. 
9- Pets before s3x, is what they honestly think!!
11- Dogs know a lot about you, so never start an argue with them about their attitude! 
Source: LoveURDogs